" bath mat "

 [ "bath mat" ]

1: Used to keep your feet warm and not for absorbing extra water.

  * e.g.,  ... Katie stop getting the bath mat wet from your shower. 

 [ "Human Bath Mats" ]

1: When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room? 

 [ "human bath mats" ]

1: its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

  * e.g.,  ... stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH? 

 [ "human bath mat" ]

1: it's when a midget with dreads lays flat on their stomach and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.

  * e.g.,  ... Jake:Why's that midgets hair so dirty?